$x = fetchRows(DBSelect("SHOW STATUS WHERE Variable_name IN ('Questions','Uptime')"),'Variable_name');
$v = $x['Questions']['Value'];
$t = $x['Uptime']['Value'];
$x = fetchRows(DBSelect("SHOW STATUS WHERE Variable_name IN ('Questions','Uptime')"),'Variable_name');
$v = $x['Questions']['Value'];
$t = $x['Uptime']['Value'];